/system/plugins/pi.randomizer.php

<?php

/*
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 ExpressionEngine - by EllisLab
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 http://expressionengine.com/
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 Copyright (c) 2003 - 2010 EllisLab, Inc.
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 THIS IS COPYRIGHTED SOFTWARE
 PLEASE READ THE LICENSE AGREEMENT
 http://expressionengine.com/docs/license.html
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 File: pi.randomizer.php
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 Purpose: Random generator.  This class enables
 random items to appear on your page.
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To add another sets of quotes, add another function:

function set_two()
{
	$quotes = array( FILL WITH QUOTES);

	return $quotes[array_rand($quotes)];    
}

Then use this tag in your template:

{exp:randomizer:set_two}

*/



$plugin_info = array(
						'pi_name'			=> 'Randomizer',
						'pi_version'			=> '1.0',
						'pi_author'			=> 'Rick Ellis',
						'pi_author_url'		=> 'http://expressionengine.com/',
						'pi_description'		=> 'Allows you to show random text, such as quotes, on your site.',
						'pi_usage'			=> Randomizer::usage()
					);



class Randomizer {


    
    function set_one()
    {    
        $quotes = array(
                        "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson",
                        "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns",
                        "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi",
                        "If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti",
                        "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein",
                        "Adventure is worthwhile - Aesop",
                        "No legacy is so rich as honesty - William Shakespeare",
                        "You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life - Albert Camus",
                        "The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it - Henry David Thoreau",
                        "Chance favors the prepared mind - Louis Pasteur",
                        "Freedom of Press is limited to those who own one - H.L. Mencken",
                        "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them - Isaac Asimov",
                        "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window - Steve Wozniak",
                        "Do, or do not.  There is no 'try'. - Yoda", // No comma after the last item
                        );
    
    
        return $quotes[array_rand($quotes)];
    }
    
    
// ----------------------------------------
//  Plugin Usage
// ----------------------------------------

// This function describes how the plugin is used.
//  Make sure and use output buffering

function usage()
{
ob_start(); 
?>
Open this file: /plugins/pi.randomizer.php

Fill the array with as many quotes as you want.

Then place the following tag in any of your templates:

{exp:randomizer:set_one}

<?php
$buffer = ob_get_contents();
	
ob_end_clean(); 

return $buffer;
}
/* END */

}
?>