/modules/UserActions.php

<?php
Class UserActions extends eBot {
	public function run($buffer) {
		$bArray=explode(" ",$buffer['text']);
		switch($bArray[0]) {
			case "!endrey": {
				$this->endrey($buffer, $bArray);
			}
			break;
			case "!bane": {
				$this->bane($buffer);
			}
			break;
			case "!sean": {
				$this->sean($buffer);
			}
            break;
            case ".-": {
                $this->dotDash($buffer);
            }
            break;
            case "!goody": {
                $this->goody($buffer);
            }
            break;
            case "!gnu": {
                $this->gnu($buffer);
            }
            break;
            case "!who": {
                $this->who($buffer);
            }
            break;
            case "!ni": {
                $this->swallow($buffer);
            }
            break;
            case "!reboot": {
                $this->reboot($buffer);
            }
            break;
		}
	}
	private function endrey($buffer, $bArray) {
		$r=$bArray[1];
        settype($r,'int');
        $r=abs($r);
        $data=file_get_contents("endrey.txt");
        $data=explode("\n",$data);
        $data=array_filter($data);
		if(empty($r)) {
			$r=mt_rand(0,sizeof($data)-1);
        }
        else {
            $r--;
        }
        if($r>sizeof($data)) {
            $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :Sorry that number is too high\n");
        }
        else {
            $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :[".($r+1)."] ".$data[$r]."\n");
        }
        unset($data, $r, $num);
	}
	private function bane($buffer) {
		$this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :AHHHHH! A baneling!\n");
            $this->send("PART $buffer[channel]\n");
            sleep(5);
            $this->send("JOIN $buffer[channel]\n");
            sleep(1);
            $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :".chr(1)."ACTION looks around\n");
            $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :Is it gone?\n");
	}
	private function sean($buffer) {
		$string="Not the Mama! ";
        if($this->inChannel('bane',$buffer['channel']) || $this->inChannel('bane_',$buffer['channel'])) {
                $string.=" *looks at bane* the Mama!!";
        }
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :$string\n");
    }
    private function dotDash($buffer) {
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :()()\n");
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :( ^.^)\n");
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :((\")\")\n");
    }
    private function goody($buffer) {
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :Sorry but we failed to get in contact with Goody. None of our SCVs could get through his tank shell\n");
    }
    private function gnu($buffer) {
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :".chr(1)."ACTION looks confused\n");
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :who?\n");
    }
    private function who($buffer) {
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :Who's on first\n");
    }
    private function swallow($buffer) {
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm\n");
    }
    private function reboot($buffer) {
        $this->send("PRIVMSG $buffer[channel] :I'm sorry, $buffer[nickname]. I'm afraid I can't do that.\n");
    }
}
?>