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- ;; twb
- "I blame Kraftwerk."
- "I blame Manitoba."
- "I blame Sao Tome."
- "I blame algebra."
- "I blame astronomers"
- "I blame bovines"
- "I blame crop circles."
- "I blame democracy."
- "I blame fedora."
- "I blame hammond organs"
- "I blame herons."
- "I blame humanity"
- "I blame humanity."
- "I blame hyacinths."
- "I blame inner monologues"
- "I blame llamas"
- "I blame marmosets."
- "I blame marshmallows."
- "I blame marsupials."
- "I blame marzipan"
- "I blame nectarines"
- "I blame oil companies"
- "I blame opera."
- "I blame pedestrians"
- "I blame pixies"
- "I blame pok-é-mon, rather."
- "I blame presbyterians"
- "I blame radio"
- "I blame the cetaceans"
- "I blame the cheesewrights and vintners"
- "I blame the church."
- "I blame the government"
- "I blame the government."
- "I blame the lawyers."
- "I blame the mafia."
- "I blame the mammals."
- "I blame the media."
- "I blame the parrots"
- "I blame the pope"
- "I blame the scandians."
- "I blame the walruses"
- "I blame the war."
- "I blame veracity."
- "I blame video games."
- "I just worked out the strange marks on my trousers are caused by resting the ends of carrots upon them while I'm thinking"
- ;; brx
- "I feel great inside. Like the cavity of my body is filled with an avocado and mayonnaise whip"
- ;; jordanb
- ",lice is also I'll believe it when I see it."
- "Any yuppie who'd pay that much for an mp3 needs taken out back and shot."
- "Anyone who designes a program that uses the character \"~\" as something other than a reference to the user's home directory needs taken out back."
- "Anyone who puts macros in a program that are run when an ordinary file is opened need taken out back."
- "Anyone who's going to replace their desktop with a laptop needs taken out back."
- "Cisco needs taken out back for their advertisment."
- "Everyone at MIT needs taken out back."
- "Gnome needs taken out back and shot."
- "Heh, I'm sitting hear reading this article about why people with their own styles need taken out back."
- "I *don't* think apple should be taken out back and shot, for instance, because that makes no sense."
- "I like the MS-windows default behavior (ctrl-c for copy, ctrl-v for paste, etc) even when I'm running vimon a unix terminal."
- "I love it how Apple voted Yes without comments for OOXML."
- "I love it how C has this wretched trail of variously broken library functions all over the place."
- "I love it how Firefox 2."
- "I love it how Larry McVoy just got more and more insane as time went on."
- "I love it how Slashdot completly fails to understand what the GPL requires."
- "I love it how amature every foreign language wikipedia is compared to the english on."
- "I love it how arc does rendering in table-based html."
- "I love it how compilcated and contrived plots are in movies."
- "I love it how easy it is to spot the buzzwords in asian text."
- "I love it how every foreigner thinks they're an expert on America."
- "I love it how every possible facet of sci fi fandom has a fantastically huge page on wikipedia devoted to it."
- "I love it how gnucash uses floats."
- "I love it how he has his own dialect of english that he insists is correct."
- "I love it how if firefox has a stale lock it recommends that you reboot your computer to clear it."
- "I love it how if you mount a filesystem with KDE it's not really mounted."
- "I love it how it runs apt-get update again if you don't use yum for a half an hour."
- "I love it how microsoft and apple held out on multiple workspaces until they could transition between them using ghey animations."
- "I love it how msdn is 'mind' in the url."
- "I love it how mysql has like three lines of boiler plate to complain about a syntax error."
- "I love it how on star trek the woman always falls in love with the bad guy and risks the enterprise as a result."
- "I love it how osx uses a different file structure than every othe runix in the universe."
- "I love it how that image viewer makes my browser do entirely the wrong thing when I hit \"back."
- "I love it how that page doesn't exist."
- "I love it how the BSD folks are such champions of the right of proprietory software vendors to take free software and never give back."
- "I love it how the Department of Homeland Defence voted \"Yes\" without comments, and the US Department of Defense voted \"No."
- "I love it how the NASA TV feed simulates paint drying."
- "I love it how the ubuntu wankers all install automatix."
- "I love it how the website has a picture of a monitor showing a screenshot of the website with the picture of the building in it."
- "I love it how there's a banner ad on the bottom of that page with a picture of a girl with a banana in her vagina."
- "I love it how they \"expire\" old hardware out of their drivers."
- "I love it how they keep the poorly-translated slogan in english on the french language version of the site."
- "I love it how whenever anyone links to video now they do so with a flash object and don't bother providing a direct link."
- "I love it how you can choose between styles that are all exactly the same."
- "I love it how you have to wait five minutes for the colors to scroll onto the screen."
- "I think anyone who uses an editor that emails you every day needs taken out back and shot."
- "I'LL ASSUME YOUR IDEBUS IS 33MHZ IN A MINUTE!"
- "I'LL AVERAGE YOU OUT."
- "I'LL INDEPENDENTLY VERIFY YOU IN A MINUTE!"
- "I'LL INFO ON YOU IN A MINUTE"
- "I'LL META YOU!"
- "I'LL RAIN ON YOUR PARADE!"
- "I'LL REFERENCE YOU TO THE ANODE IN A MINUTE!"
- "I'LL SUSTAIN YOUR GROWTH IN A MINUTE"
- "I'LL SVN YOU."
- "I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S A RECORDING!"
- "I'LL TRANSLATE YOU"
- "I'll <transitive verb> you in a minute."
- "I'll ?"
- "I'll CRLF you in a minute."
- "I'll RET you."
- "I'll URL-encode you."
- "I'll add your hook."
- "I'll annotate you."
- "I'll arbitrate your elisp."
- "I'll asign a value to you in a minute."
- "I'll assign root access to you."
- "I'll attempt to remove your nonexistent passive grab!"
- "I'll bang you."
- "I'll be laughing at your head tumor."
- "I'll be management and you be labor."
- "I'll bootstrap your hour."
- "I'll break you."
- "I'll buffer you."
- "I'll buffer your history."
- "I'll buffer your lamp."
- "I'll bug you."
- "I'll burn your ce."
- "I'll call YOU back during buisness hours."
- "I'll callback your function."
- "I'll clean your oslution of epotash."
- "I'll come down and have a drink with you there."
- "I'll conduct you."
- "I'll control your revision."
- "I'll count your ferences."
- "I'll credit you."
- "I'll customize you."
- "I'll define your lambda."
- "I'll depend on you."
- "I'll develop your java."
- "I'll die you."
- "I'll divide your days into hours."
- "I'll download you."
- "I'll dream you!"
- "I'll dual your band."
- "I'll electrocute you."
- "I'll embed a font in you in a minute"
- "I'll embed you."
- "I'll embiggen your font."
- "I'll encode you as 'quoted/printable' in a minute."
- "I'll encode you."
- "I'll encrypt you."
- "I'll equate you."
- "I'll escape you."
- "I'll factor you."
- "I'll fill out your captcha."
- "I'll finger your gold."
- "I'll frenchify you."
- "I'll give you one time pads, when they're used properly, which isn't always."
- "I'll give you trance and all that cause it was just a silly fad anyway."
- "I'll grep you."
- "I'll grow your ."
- "I'll hide your fortress."
- "I'll ignore your bell."
- "I'll imprecision you."
- "I'll include you."
- "I'll indent you."
- "I'll install your missing plugin."
- "I'll install your sunscreen."
- "I'll interact with your shell."
- "I'll kick ban you."
- "I'll kick you."
- "I'll kill you."
- "I'll kill your ring."
- "I'll kill your whole line."
- "I'll let you."
- "I'll likn your d."
- "I'll lobotomize you."
- "I'll lock your font."
- "I'll make YOU RoHS Compliant in a minute!"
- "I'll make you a pointer."
- "I'll make you functional!"
- "I'll make you irrelevent."
- "I'll mark you down."
- "I'll mcrypt you."
- "I'll mean you."
- "I'll mega your pixel."
- "I'll mix your metaphor."
- "I'll mouse you."
- "I'll o your type."
- "I'll open your network stream."
- "I'll oy you."
- "I'll paypal you."
- "I'll perplex you."
- "I'll post your http."
- "I'll prefer your codec."
- "I'll pump you."
- "I'll qualify you."
- "I'll read you."
- "I'll require you."
- "I'll reserve you for future use."
- "I'll run netbsd on your vax."
- "I'll send you a notice in a minute."
- "I'll seperate your ???."
- "I'll set your tty"
- "I'll spam you."
- "I'll stick your caps lock."
- "I'll subvert you."
- "I'll sugar your syntax."
- "I'll tab your loids."
- "I'll tag your type."
- "I'll take you out of context."
- "I'll test YOUR beta in a minute!"
- "I'll thread you."
- "I'll time you."
- "I'll tote your bag in a minute."
- "I'll transform you."
- "I'll truncate you."
- "I'll truncate your buffer."
- "I'll underscore your double quotes."
- "I'll uni your code."
- "I'll wire wrap you."
- "I'll wrong you."
- "ISO/IEEE/ANSi need taken out back and shot."
- "LET'S BE IRRATIONAL AND SIMPLISTIC IN OUR MOTIVES SO THAT OUR ENEMIES CAN EASILY AND ACCURATLY CHARACTERIZE US TO THEIR POPULATIONS!!"
- "LET'S HAVE UNPROTECTED MEMORY!"
- "LET'S!"
- "LETS COMMUNICATE VIA TELETYPE"
- "LETS GO TO THE SUPERBOWL!"
- "LETS GO TO TOWN!"
- "LETS LOCATE THE NEAREST EXIT!"
- "LETS RAIN!"
- "LETS SEED AN UBUNTU BITTORRENT USING MY DSL LINE!!!!"
- "LETS TERMINATE THIS FILE WITH TWO 512 BYTE BLOCKS OF NULL DATA!"
- "LETS!"
- "LEt's have some assorted drugs."
- "Let's 7yhiao;lfdokjqwaert;kjz;soiafheq;krejlasjpdfdfew."
- "Let's TP offby1's house."
- "Let's \\h\\h\\h\\h\\hQUIT"
- "Let's accelerate our life."
- "Let's add-hook."
- "Let's all buy Macs."
- "Let's all make openoffice viruses."
- "Let's all put gliders on our websites."
- "Let's all use a 1970s editor and call it god's gift to programmers."
- "Let's all warm the globe."
- "Let's all write mouser hate mail for not stocking the electronics that I need."
- "Let's animate our cusor."
- "Let's argue over if site $foo is a blog, a homepage, or a web diary."
- "Let's attack Russia."
- "Let's backspace."
- "Let's be OS/2 fanboys."
- "Let's be a '90s guy."
- "Let's be a pop sensation."
- "Let's be a sparse file."
- "Let's be an angry drunk."
- "Let's be automata."
- "Let's be five years behind and found a 'zine."
- "Let's be haughty."
- "Let's be libertarian nutjobs."
- "Let's be nerds."
- "Let's be no Jack Kennedy."
- "Let's be nonsensical."
- "Let's be pirates by making bitkeeper work with non-bitkeeper software."
- "Let's be simplistic in our searches so that stuff gets cut at a newline."
- "Let's be ten years behind."
- "Let's be the NYPD."
- "Let's be tickless."
- "Let's be uninsured."
- "Let's be xenophobes."
- "Let's beat a dead horse."
- "Let's become arc programmers."
- "Let's become fishers of men."
- "Let's blame jordanb."
- "Let's blog about #emacs."
- "Let's boot into runlevel 4."
- "Let's break an arrow."
- "Let's break down why this article is stupid."
- "Let's bring suit in the western district of Texas."
- "Let's bubble sort ourselves."
- "Let's buffer our output."
- "Let's build a space vehicle that runs on solid rocket fuel."
- "Let's build an airplane to replace the B-52."
- "Let's busy-wait."
- "Let's buy Microsoft."
- "Let's buy \"FogBugz\"."
- "Let's buy a subscription from dotmac."
- "Let's buy a tablet from macreltosh."
- "Let's buy an e-book."
- "Let's buy drugs from internet spam to enlarge our penii."
- "Let's buy leased lines."
- "Let's buy salt in a salt grinder."
- "Let's buy some overpriced tee shirts from thinkgeek."
- "Let's buy some shares of JAVA."
- "Let's byte-compile."
- "Let's clear our private data."
- "Let's come around at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls who are just dying to meet you." ;not jordanb at all, actually; Mick Jagger
- "Let's come up with a bunch of stupid, redundant X- headers to pollute our RFC2822 messages with."
- "Let's come up with something we can sell for $300 an ounce."
- "Let's compile just in time."
- "Let's compress our dynamic range."
- "Let's control both the horizontal and the vertical."
- "Let's control our vertical AND our horizontal."
- "Let's creat a vast network of computers so people all across the world can communicate."
- "Let's create a public log of this channel."
- "Let's create an electronic television."
- "Let's create brand awareness."
- "Let's create newcompoundwords onthefly."
- "Let's credit the regents of the university of california."
- "Let's defeat Truman."
- "Let's define 'programmer' as 'one who programmed a computer'."
- "Let's design a password system that can be guessed one letter at a time."
- "Let's develop apps for the iPhone in elisp."
- "Let's die from exhaustive game playing in a korean internet cafe?"
- "Let's dine together and not communicate."
- "Let's discuss how x86 sucks."
- "Let's discuss the suckitude of Ubuntu and/or Apple OSX."
- "Let's disobey the laws of thermodynamics."
- "Let's distribute our memo."
- "Let's divide Poland amongst ourselves."
- "Let's do a panty raid on #vim."
- "Let's do first-fit line wrapping."
- "Let's do one thing and do it half-assed."
- "Let's do opinionated programming."
- "Let's do that."
- "Let's drink like Phil Katz."
- "Let's drop the bomb."
- "Let's dynamically link our package manager."
- "Let's enrich our uranium."
- "Let's evaluate a to 2."
- "Let's exercise our stock options."
- "Let's fail to return a value."
- "Let's fake loss of vitality."
- "Let's fall into a ring of fire."
- "Let's fight a land war in asia."
- "Let's fight city hall."
- "Let's fold, spindle, and mutilate."
- "Let's found a meme where we spell experience as \"xperience."
- "Let's fuse hydrogen in our cores."
- "Let's gamble."
- "Let's get Angelina Jolie to call us \"elite\"."
- "Let's get a hybrid SUV."
- "Let's get delisted."
- "Let's get listed on NASDAQ."
- "Let's get obesssed with a computer company."
- "Let's get out of the computer industry and work in something stable, like banking."
- "Let's get some POS software."
- "Let's go back to Windows XP."
- "Let's go for a ride on the love canal."
- "Let's go from one boondoggle to the next, all of which jeopardize our ability to do science."
- "Let's go have a cookout on the beach and watch Wall Street sink."
- "Let's go kill the white whale."
- "Let's go off on a tangent."
- "Let's go out with guns blazing."
- "Let's go phishing."
- "Let's go phreaking."
- "Let's go pirating."
- "Let's go to China."
- "Let's go to DeVry and get an exciting tech career started."
- "Let's go to hell."
- "Let's go to the center of the earth by turning a rocket upside down."
- "Let's go to town."
- "Let's godify."
- "Let's hang up and try again."
- "Let's hate america."
- "Let's hate freedom."
- "Let's have Celene Dion do a cover of A Boy Named Sue."
- "Let's have a 24 hour news cycle."
- "Let's have a blog."
- "Let's have a bridge collapse."
- "Let's have a civil war."
- "Let's have a high infant mortality rate."
- "Let's have a keysigning orgy."
- "Let's have a leap second."
- "Let's have a love triangle."
- "Let's have a mst3k session on the state of the union tonight."
- "Let's have a multimedia blog with like 1000 articles on the front page."
- "Let's have a nerd-gasm."
- "Let's have a nutsplit."
- "Let's have a penny stock spam."
- "Let's have a race (condition)."
- "Let's have a race."
- "Let's have a red scare."
- "Let's have a science fiction universe in which every planet has its own climate."
- "Let's have a secret lair behind a waterfall."
- "Let's have a six month release cycle."
- "Let's have a subtle bias."
- "Let's have a surge."
- "Let's have a war in space."
- "Let's have an AI winter."
- "Let's have an Opium war."
- "Let's have an alternate seat of government."
- "Let's have an international incident."
- "Let's have an internet romance."
- "Let's have an obsession with asian stuff."
- "Let's have an oil war."
- "Let's have sects."
- "Let's have unleaded gasoline."
- "Let's heat HFCS"
- "Let's hook up our IRC client to teletype terminals so we can kill the earth while we waste our lives."
- "Let's implode spectacularly."
- "Let's imply a warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose."
- "Let's include \"DIggit\" and \"Redit\" icons on our IRC statements."
- "Let's incorporate in Deleware."
- "Let's indemnify ourselves."
- "Let's install everything we need to compile."
- "Let's introduce a new disease to control a species we introduced."
- "Let's invent a buzzword."
- "Let's javascript(void);"
- "Let's join some random irc channel and try to troll them."
- "Let's join the ACM."
- "Let's join the EU."
- "Let's join the army."
- "Let's just all agree that Apple sucks."
- "Let's just let us all have artistic license with our sarcastic statments, how about?"
- "Let's keep the nuclear option on the table."
- "Let's kill a mockingbird."
- "Let's kill all the people who like tabs."
- "Let's kill our liver."
- "Let's learn eunichs."
- "Let's left recurse."
- "Let's let hubble fall out of the sky, much better to keep working on that stupid ISS."
- "Let's let the Hapsburgs back into power."
- "Let's lexically scope."
- "Let's live in a basement down the stairs on montague street."
- "Let's login."
- "Let's lose 12 billion dollars per year."
- "Let's lose a war."
- "Let's lose data."
- "Let's make a Jump to Conclusions mat."
- "Let's make a \"Jurassic Park\" That has an IRIX-based computer system that can't be soft-booted."
- "Let's make a band and have a website that isn't 1) myspace or 2) made entirely in flash."
- "Let's make a bank deathpool."
- "Let's make a botnet of ubuntu machines."
- "Let's make a candy named CowChips(tm)."
- "Let's make a cat and a dog mate."
- "Let's make a device with a LED that blinks to let you know it's on."
- "Let's make a document where you have to go to a new page to get every paragraph."
- "Let's make a frame on a display."
- "Let's make a free software project so we can sell out to apple."
- "Let's make a law that pi is 3 and an eighth."
- "Let's make a literate lisp."
- "Let's make a movie following the exploits of a veteran cop two weeks from retirement and his rookie partner."
- "Let's make a multi-tab web browser with scripting that runs in a single thread."
- "Let's make a phone system with in-band dialing."
- "Let's make a political thriller."
- "Let's make a sony rootkit."
- "Let's make a stop-motion animated version of #emacs."
- "Let's make a tinyurl with a 16 bit hash."
- "Let's make an emacs machine that implements elisp."
- "Let's make an expert system."
- "Let's make an irc client with offensive quit messages."
- "Let's make anime that doesn't involve a tibeten monastary."
- "Let's make another content management system."
- "Let's make every sentence its own paragraph."
- "Let's make fun of arc."
- "Let's make laptops with non-removable batteries."
- "Let's make our own terminal emulator, irc client, or wiki engine."
- "Let's make ourselves quoted printable."
- "Let's make password hashes without salting them."
- "Let's make something people want."
- "Let's make the battery explode."
- "Let's move this channel to oftc."
- "Let's move this channel to second life."
- "Let's move to Austria."
- "Let's need 2GB of ram to run our file system."
- "Let's not be regular."
- "Let's not even pretend to not be evil."
- "Let's optimize prematurely."
- "Let's patent buying something without first going through a bidding process."
- "Let's patent troll."
- "Let's pgp sign all of our irc messages."
- "Let's pirate a penis in second life."
- "Let's plan our apple bankrupcy party."
- "Let's plant a dirty bomb."
- "Let's play grab-ass."
- "Let's play the blame game."
- "Let's play to the galley."
- "Let's pollute the french language."
- "Let's program for Mono."
- "Let's protect our objects."
- "Let's purchase software for our Makintoshes."
- "Let's put \"creative commons\" tags on all of our posts to IRC."
- "Let's put a capital letter and a period on every IRC line, even when they're sentence fragments."
- "Let's put a giant, burning, lower-case t in their yard."
- "Let's put antibiotic in our milk."
- "Let's put everything in a database."
- "Let's put on an off-broadway play."
- "Let's put the GUI in the kernel."
- "Let's pwoer up our computer and leave it running forever to keep the tubs from burning out."
- "Let's quit our job."
- "Let's rattle our sabers."
- "Let's read BUFSIZ bytes from johnsu01."
- "Let's rebuild our system in Java."
- "Let's recommend stupid stuff to unicode and see what sticks/"
- "Let's recurse."
- "Let's repeat old news items and pretend they're ironic."
- "Let's reprogram emacs in scheme."
- "Let's restate our earnings."
- "Let's return void from main."
- "Let's revoke the GPL"
- "Let's rewrite emacs in cobol"
- "Let's riot because our sports team won/lost."
- "Let's roast the fanbois over an open fire, with an apple in their mouth"
- "Let's rsync eachother."
- "Let's run Emacfs 23."
- "Let's run a Level 3 Diagnoistic."
- "Let's say 'ppl' like morons."
- "Let's secretly bomb cambodia while we're at it."
- "Let's secure it to the desert surface."
- "Let's see him resign his chair to run for office."
- "Let's sell Emacs to Apple."
- "Let's send text messages while we drive this train."
- "Let's set up our computers to install whatever software a corporation wants to install, automatically, without telling us."
- "Let's shape."
- "Let's shoot an albatross."
- "Let's shoot down a Korean airliner."
- "Let's sign our email."
- "Let's spend an evil night together."
- "Let's spin wait."
- "Let's start a Web 19100."
- "Let's start a revolution based on free love."
- "Let's start a web 2."
- "Let's start an internet 2."
- "Let's start making a list."
- "Let's start wearing diapers so that we can IRC for longer periods of time."
- "Let's steal the debian elections."
- "Let's sue the Regents of the University of Californa for incorporating our intellectual property into their operating system."
- "Let's sue youtube."
- "Let's suppose that we do, in fact, have some data that manages to be so universal that it works across major software packages."
- "Let's swagger."
- "Let's swap without a temporary."
- "Let's switch to bitkeeper."
- "Let's sync."
- "Let's synergize our action items."
- "Let's take something that was offloaded from the CPU so long ago that the chip on the mobo that does it now costs like twenty cents."
- "Let's take the worst fucking part of a computer and make that the interface to everything."
- "Let's talk about Dan Bernstein some more."
- "Let's talk about fortran."
- "Let's talk about how firefox sucks."
- "Let's talk about how much we hate mozilla."
- "Let's talka bout how much rms sucks."
- "Let's think up horrible things to do to the OpenLDAP people."
- "Let's trade catch phrases from it."
- "Let's trickle down."
- "Let's troll the kernel list."
- "Let's try to kill castro."
- "Let's try to out nerd eachother."
- "Let's try to replace fortran."
- "Let's turn e1f into a \"rent boy\"."
- "Let's upscale."
- "Let's use =66=75=63=6B as a euphanism for 'fuck'."
- "Let's use Java."
- "Let's use SunOS."
- "Let's use Usenet."
- "Let's use WIndows ME."
- "Let's use Windows/386."
- "Let's use bitkeeper."
- "Let's use strncpy."
- "Let's vacation in Darfur."
- "Let's vote for OOXML."
- "Let's walk the line."
- "Let's watch our points."
- "Let's win hearts and minds."
- "Let's work to get you money."
- "Let's write a bad check."
- "Let's write a book about a language that has a chapter on installing said language."
- "Let's write a language for formula translation."
- "Let's write a parser for emacs font locking."
- "Let's write an OOXML document."
- "Let's write bad check."
- "Let's write in Prolog"
- "Let's write our changes to disk."
- "Let's write our own free software license."
- "Let's write our own irc clients."
- "Let's xult this."
- "Let's."
- "Let'sAllWriteEverythingInCamelCase."
- "Let;s hav a spel cheqer fer IRC."
- "Lets get 210 million dollars in severance pay."
- "Lets."
- "Libertarians need taken out back and shot."
- "Linksys needs taken out back and shot."
- "NetBSD: Where History Comes Alive"
- "Paul Graham hasn't been taken out back and shot yet?"
- "People who do lolcats need taken out back."
- "People who invent their own formatting styles need taken out back."
- "People who make calculators with rubbery keys need taken out back and shot."
- "People who mix tabs and spaces need taken out back and shot."
- "People who name their children 'aspen' and 'sierra' need taken out back and shot."
- "People who offer podcasts as RSS files only (should/shouldn't) be taken out back and shot."
- "People who recommend anime need taken out back and shot."
- "People who say \"how to\" to ask a question need taken out back."
- "People who think Ubuntu LTS isn't crap need taken out back."
- "People who use the word 'muse' as a verb need taken out back."
- "People who want to AA bitmap fonts need taken out back."
- "Perl needs taken out back and shot for making its own regexes."
- "Personally I maintain that Kelly is a boy's name, and parents who name their girls that also need taken out back."
- "Should making a linux that doesn't understand what kind of term 'rxvt' is be a taken out back, or some lesser punishment?"
- "THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE IS THE DA VINCI CODE!!1"
- "Taken out back first though."
- "That quote should be taken out back and shot."
- "The fuckhead who came up with these ajax popups that load when you accidently hover over the wrong word needs taken out back and shot."
- "The guy who invented the touchpad needs taken out back and shot."
- "The history of Chicago waste management is really impressive."
- "The people who made firefox take so long to open need taken out back and shot."
- "The people who wrote ipv6 need taken out back and shot."
- "The person who chose that font needs taken out back and shot."
- "They all should be taken out back and shot for being so obsessed with flash."
- "They need taken out back and shot for that."
- "This year I had a traditional thanksgiving. I invited the neighbors over for dinner, then killed them and took their land!!"
- "We should advertise a mixed drink with Copacabana."
- "We should advertise using Under the Bridge Downtown."
- "We should become APL bigots."
- "We should call twb the faq nazi."
- "We should change our language to have micro levels of politeness."
- "We should conduct this channel in accordance with Robert's Rules."
- "We should dance me to the end of love."
- "We should design a 48 bit computer."
- "We should do Steve Jobs first so we can watch as e1f wails pitifully."
- "We should do linux and mac ads."
- "We should form a coup to take over emacs development."
- "We should form a humane society for software."
- "We should get a tattoo of the arc logo."
- "We should get our emacs coup tee shirts made by threadless."
- "We should go back and tell him that if he waits to implement emacs until 2045 he can do it in Arc."
- "We should have DST all the day long."
- "We should have ESR come back and discuss that point."
- "We should have a GNU Genuine Advantage system that disables your computer whenever a server at the FSF goes down."
- "We should have an alert status."
- "We should have an apple deathpool when jobs goes."
- "We should have gameshow."
- "We should have on-line law with slashdot posters instead of lawyers."
- "We should hire twb to tell RMS off."
- "We should make Iraq celebrate the fourth of july."
- "We should make a homebrew called \"Beer\"."
- "We should make a new revision control system that is *perfect."
- "We should make an IPv5 that's not insanely stupid."
- "We should make an emacs second life."
- "We should make canada change its name to America Jr."
- "We should make emacs work with METAFONT."
- "We should make it so that you have to load c estensions through cl."
- "We should monetize emacs."
- "We should port WoW to the difference engine."
- "We should pretend to be lesbians to get chicks."
- "We should produce a trust graph for this channel."
- "We should put it in football fields like idiots from the media."
- "We should sell wrist watches with a radioactive dial so it lights up at night."
- "We should spread a rumor that the ship had the first load of Apple iPhones and they all drifted to shore in their styrofoam packaging and are now just sitting on the beach."
- "We should start a FreeMultics project."
- "We should start making a PHP Emacs application and see if we can get Google to buy us."
- "We should start securing Linux by death threat."
- "We should use MS Comic Chat."
- "We should."
- "Whoever came up with regexes needs taken out back."
- "Whoever invented \"firmware\" needs taken out back."
- "Whoever made gtk2 needs taken out back and shot."
- "let's use fidonet."
- "let's write without margins."
- "lets ch4t"
- "offby1's spell chequer needds taken out back."
- "offby1, In order to get things rolling, can you provide me a list of everyone who needs taken out back?"
- ;; actually, this one's from consolers
- "you know you're an opensource geek when someone cuts you off on the freeway and you're like \"PATCHES WELCOME!!!!\""
- ;; Woody Allen, I think
- "The lobster, unlike you or I, has his skeleton on the outside."
- ;; Jamie Zawinski?
- "Linux is free if your time is worthless."
- ;; Random stuff that I felt like sticking in here
- "If you can't rock me, fine -- somebody will."
- ;; attributed to Henny Youngman
- "Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work."
- ;; Giles Bowkett
- "How can we apply the lessons of ZZ Top in the workplace?"
- ;; grepped from the #emacs logs by thunk on 08.31.10
- "Let's #define const volatile"
- "Let's (setq false t). For clarity."
- "Let's 7yhiao;lfdokjqwaert;kjz;soiafheq;krejlasjpdfdfew."
- "Let's COPY CON AUTOEXEC.BAT."
- "Let's COPY that floppy!!!"
- "Let's Compile and Run."
- "Let's HTTP 301: REDIRECT"
- "Let's PEEK, then POKE."
- "Let's Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart."
- "Let's TP offby1's house."
- "Let's abolish case-insensitivity."
- "Let's accelerate our life."
- "Let's add OpenGL bindings to elisp"
- "Let's add an s for the sizzle"
- "Let's add files to /proc."
- "Let's add rdesktop to the hall of shame."
- "Let's all agree that the corollary of Godwin's law is to end the thread."
- "Let's all be like Stephen Slater."
- "Let's all make openoffice viruses."
- "Let's all pretend we don't read xkcd whether it's funny or not :-)"
- "Let's all use zulu time"
- "Let's all warm the globe."
- "Let's all warm the globe."
- "Let's ask #freenode."
- "Let's ask Walfalfa."
- "Let's assemble an army of revolutionary programs."
- "Let's bake bread."
- "Let's be OS/2 fanboys."
- "Let's be a '90s guy."
- "Let's be a pop sensation."
- "Let's be a sparse file."
- "Let's be an angry drunk."
- "Let's be automata."
- "Let's be bad and nationwide."
- "Let's be creative!"
- "Let's be dinosaurs."
- "Let's be droll."
- "Let's be libertarian nutjobs."
- "Let's be no Jack Kennedy."
- "Let's be pirates by making bitkeeper work with non-bitkeeper software."
- "Let's be posher than posh."
- "Let's be simplistic in our searches so that stuff gets cut at a newline."
- "Let's be simplistic in our searches so that stuff gets cut at a newline."
- "Let's be snarkfound."
- "Let's be ten years behind."
- "Let's be tickless."
- "Let's be uninsured."
- "Let's become arc programmers."
- "Let's become regionally-known computorists."
- "Let's betray Czechoslovakia."
- "Let's betray our fans for a championship ring."
- "Let's blame Ubuntu"
- "Let's blame the weather"
- "Let's blog about #emacs."
- "Let's blog our twitstream"
- "Let's boot into runlevel 4."
- "Let's bow down before the CORBA ORB"
- "Let's break an arrow."
- "Let's bring back Woz."
- "Let's bring suit in the western district of Texas."
- "Let's buffer our output."
- "Let's build a big bonfire for all the packages."
- "Let's build a keyboard with all glyphs that exist in unicode"
- "Let's build a space vehicle that runs on solid rocket fuel."
- "Let's build an antivirus for elpa."
- "Let's bust out the emergency slide and have a beer."
- "Let's buy Microsoft."
- "Let's buy a red case for our slate device."
- "Let's buy a tablet from macreltosh."
- "Let's buy a transistorized radio."
- "Let's buy epic mounts."
- "Let's buy gold."
- "Let's call it \"Windows 8: Look Upon My Works Ye Mighty and Despair\" edition."
- "Let's call sbrk()."
- "Let's call the CLASS every one inherits from the SUPER class!!!"
- "Let's cement the well"
- "Let's clone ourselves for sex."
- "Let's color our graph"
- "Let's comment on the futility of our lives."
- "Let's compile all suggestions in this channel into a tidy list for"
- "Let's configure emacs with punch cards."
- "Let's conquer Iraq^WGaul."
- "Let's construct run-on sentences."
- "Let's control both the horizontal and the vertical."
- "Let's control both the horizontal and the vertical."
- "Let's create a social networking site revolving around ESR."
- "Let's create a spoken language consisting entirely of homonyms"
- "Let's create brand awareness."
- "Let's crosscompile windows"
- "Let's decant a phial."
- "Let's delete * from \"hash_emacs\" where \"mac_user\" = true;"
- "Let's deny global warming."
- "Let's design a language in which postincrement can perform an arbitrarily large amount of wasted copying work."
- "Let's develop apps for the iPhone in elisp."
- "Let's develop apps for the iPhone in elisp."
- "Let's die from exhaustive game playing in a korean internet cafe?"
- "Let's dine together and not communicate."
- "Let's disobey the laws of thermodynamics."
- "Let's dissociate into individual, self-reliant cells"
- "Let's distribute our memo."
- "Let's divide Poland amongst ourselves."
- "Let's do a panty raid on #vim."
- "Let's do all our computing with dangerous bacteria"
- "Let's do first-fit line wrapping."
- "Let's do it out on Highway 61."
- "Let's double our L2 cache."
- "Let's draw a stick-figure comic about people spurned for not wearing the proper funny hat."
- "Let's drink like Phil Katz."
- "Let's drink responsibly."
- "Let's drop the bomb."
- "Let's eliminate all known genes."
- "Let's embrace nihilism enthusiastically."
- "Let's engage in futile ritualistic courtship!"
- "Let's enrich our uranium."
- "Let's enter a lucrative contract with a company that has yet to demonstrate technical competence."
- "Let's evaluate a to 2."
- "Let's evaluate our thunks."
- "Let's exercise our stock options."
- "Let's exhume the *real* Lenin."
- "Let's explore the unicode character plane for personal enrichment."
- "Let's express write grep compressions."
- "Let's fail to return a value."
- "Let's fake loss of vitality."
- "Let's feel empty and disillusioned."
- "Let's field at silly mid off."
- "Let's fight city hall."
- "Let's flame them."
- "Let's flip a bit."
- "Let's follow our own advice."
- "Let's fondly remember Carl Jung without having actually met him."
- "Let's fork."
- "Let's found a meme where we spell experience as \"xperience."
- "Let's get RMS in a tv commercial promoting linux."
- "Let's get a high score in Mrs. Astro Chicken."
- "Let's get in front of the trend."
- "Let's get listed on NASDAQ."
- "Let's get listed on NASDAQ."
- "Let's get memorialized for throwing our lives away."
- "Let's get obesssed with a computer company."
- "Let's get obesssed with a computer company."
- "Let's get to the chopper."
- "Let's give that a spin :-)"
- "Let's go electric."
- "Let's go for a ride on the love canal."
- "Let's go have a cookout on the beach and watch Wall Street sink."
- "Let's go out with a bang."
- "Let's go phishing."
- "Let's go phreaking."
- "Let's go to CHURCH!"
- "Let's go to the center of the earth by turning a rocket upside down."
- "Let's go with \"enough that giving a phone to all of them seems like a"
- "Let's grind our teeth."
- "Let's hang up and try again."
- "Let's have Celene Dion do a cover of A Boy Named Sue."
- "Let's have Emacs shaved into our hair"
- "Let's have a 100-km traffic jam."
- "Let's have a blog."
- "Let's have a civil war."
- "Let's have a cup of coffee."
- "Let's have a nutsplit."
- "Let's have a penny stock spam."
- "Let's have a race to recompile Emacs."
- "Let's have a race."
- "Let's have a red scare."
- "Let's have a science fiction universe in which every planet has its"
- "Let's have a special case for when elt is the car of foo."
- "Let's have a war where nobody shows up."
- "Let's have an AI winter."
- "Let's have an alternate seat of government."
- "Let's have an obsession with asian stuff."
- "Let's have brain-damaged APIs."
- "Let's have sound and fury signify nothing."
- "Let's heat HFCS"
- "Let's hide clues to our national treasure in the wiki."
- "Let's hire Dream Theater for a private show."
- "Let's hire a consultant to improve our daily workflow."
- "Let's hold a crumble sale for our baking infrastructure"
- "Let's hook up our IRC client to teletype terminals so we can kill the earth while we waste our lives."
- "Let's hope the viper expert settings were all that mattered :P"
- "Let's implement DHCP over HTTP"
- "Let's implement POSIX on top of the NT kernel."
- "Let's implement a diff(1) mode that outputs plain-english editing instructions. \"Go to line 34, column 12 and delete the word \"print\". Then type \"printf\". Then go to line 65...\""
- "Let's implement an elisp machine in Erlang and run it in the cloud, creating the ultimate cloud OS on the ultimate cloud machine."
- "Let's implement an elisp machine in Erlang and run it in the cloud, creating the ultimate cloud OS on the ultimate cloud machine."
- "Let's implement double-incf."
- "Let's implement ercroulette"
- "Let's implement keming."
- "Let's implement redisplay as a wrapper over TeX."
- "Let's implement rfc2324 support in emacs."
- "Let's implement the Sword of Damocles"
- "Let's implement vim in Clean."
- "Let's implode spectacularly."
- "Let's imply a warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose."
- "Let's imply a warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose."
- "Let's increase our column width to 132."
- "Let's increase social spending."
- "Let's increment our reference counts"
- "Let's induce an eigenstate."
- "Let's int 21h"
- "Let's introduce a new disease to control a species we introduced."
- "Let's invent a buzzword."
- "Let's invent a system to tell people when things are invented."
- "Let's invent the recycle bin."
- "Let's issue a fatwa declaring vim unclean."
- "Let's issue a fatwa declaring vim unclean."
- "Let's javascript(void);"
- "Let's join some random irc channel and try to troll them."
- "Let's join the EU."
- "Let's join the EU."
- "Let's just call it C++2 and be done with it"
- "Let's just let us all have artistic license with our sarcastic statments, how about?"
- "Let's kick people out of the FSF's associate membership program when they butcher the spirit of the GPL?"
- "Let's kill all the armenians."
- "Let's launch a huge balloon shaped like a pig."
- "Let's lay seige to stalingrad."
- "Let's leak our classified #emacs logs onto wikileaks."
- "Let's learn eunichs."
- "Let's learn important life lessons from Internet music videos."
- "Let's leave a trail of breadcrumbs through our editor."
- "Let's leave in a huff."
- "Let's left-justify our love."
- "Let's let hubble fall out of the sky, much better to keep working on that stupid ISS."
- "Let's let the Hapsburgs back into power."
- "Let's like our programs like we like our scotch."
- "Let's lock our fonts."
- "Let's look at more videos from Wikileaks."
- "Let's lose 12 billion dollars per year."
- "Let's lubricate."
- "Let's make 1D films."
- "Let's make a MS Comic Chat with xkcd characters"
- "Let's make a botnet of ubuntu machines."
- "Let's make a case-sensitive operating system in an era when most terminals are ucase-only"
- "Let's make a comic about carjacking."
- "Let's make a fanfic of Godel Escher Bach."
- "Let's make a free software project so we can sell out to apple."
- "Let's make a free software project so we can sell out to apple."
- "Let's make a language where statements end with a period."
- "Let's make a literate lisp."
- "Let's make a move about emacs in IMAX."
- "Let's make a political thriller."
- "Let's make a science fiction movie starring Kevin Costner that is so scientifically inaccurate and has so many logical plot holes that you just want to fucking throw a rock through the screen."
- "Let's make a smart dildo that keeps track of mucous viscosity and internal temperature in order to predict ovulation."
- "Let's make a tinyurl with a 16 bit hash."
- "Let's make an anonymizer network for credit-card purchases. Like Tor."
- "Let's make functions second-class objects."
- "Let's make laptops with non-removable batteries."
- "Let's make like a plant, and leaf."
- "Let's make our variables volatile so they're nice and thread safe."
- "Let's make password hashes without salting them."
- "Let's make retro hand held games."
- "Let's make something people want."
- "Let's make text editing massively parallel"
- "Let's make the mullet fashionable again"
- "Let's make up a quote that somebody supposedly said -- qDot_"
- "Let's make up a quote that somebody supposedly said"
- "Let's mount /usr noexec for hardening purposes."
- "Let's move on."
- "Let's move this channel to identica."
- "Let's multithread emacs so it can truly suck and blow concurrently"
- "Let's navigate by dead reckoning."
- "Let's nominate Sarah Palin for Fuhrer."
- "Let's not be regular."
- "Let's not bother."
- "Let's not forget that being cyber has nothing to do with robots necessarily."
- "Let's not push it."
- "Let's not."
- "Let's not..."
- "Let's nuke academia."
- "Let's nuke it from orbit."
- "Let's ogle antique furniture."
- "Let's only use software released in 2007."
- "Let's operate our pocket calculators."
- "Let's optimazate."
- "Let's optimize prematurely."
- "Let's part the Red Sea."
- "Let's participate in a non-blocking conversation."
- "Let's party like it's 2007, because we just got a HUGE home equity loan and we know values just keep going up!"
- "Let's patent troll."
- "Let's pay attention to the role that blood plays in deep magic."
- "Let's pay valuable money for sugar water."
- "Let's pgp sign all of our irc messages."
- "Let's plan our apple bankrupcy party."
- "Let's play to the galley."
- "Let's pollute the french language."
- "Let's port Emacs to Arc."
- "Let's post this channel log to an emacs-devel thread."
- "Let's prepare to run the hooks!"
- "Let's pretend that xkcd is clever."
- "Let's pretend we're Cormac McCarthy."
- "Let's print up our invitations for the victory party following the fall of Leningrad."
- "Let's program for Mono."
- "Let's program in Times New Roman."
- "Let's program like it's 1975 baby!"
- "Let's pronounce assoc as \"a sock\"."
- "Let's protect our objects."
- "Let's publicly express our admiration of feminine anatomy."
- "Let's publish the public key of our heart."
- "Let's punish those artists for making content!"
- "Let's put \"creative commons\" tags on all of our posts to IRC."
- "Let's put a giant, burning, lower-case t in their yard."
- "Let's put on an off-broadway play."
- "Let's put that in the Jargon File."
- "Let's put the GUI in the kernel."
- "Let's raytrace our MIME to render it."
- "Let's re-examine _Inception_ for signs of internment."
- "Let's record this IRC session for quality assurance."
- "Let's reimplemnt emacs in Fortran."
- "Let's remember that old classic:"
- "Let's rename IF to \\?:"
- "Let's reorbit the moon"
- "Let's replace ops with a clip-art image of a cloud--PROBLEM SOLVED."
- "Let's replace top with psdoom."
- "Let's reprogram emacs in scheme."
- "Let's require copyright assignment via fax machine."
- "Let's require every smartphone to include a telegraph"
- "Let's rescue trapped miners"
- "Let's reserve our future selves for present use."
- "Let's restart with extensions off."
- "Let's restate our earnings."
- "Let's revoke the GPL"
- "Let's rewrite SICP in the style of the Principia Mathematica."
- "Let's rewrite most conversation using abbreviations."
- "Let's right-justify our existence."
- "Let's riot because our sports team won/lost."
- "Let's rise up against our oppressors."
- "Let's run a Level 3 Diagnoistic."
- "Let's run a shell server on FreeDOS!"
- "Let's run the channel bots through an extensive battery of tests."
- "Let's secretly bomb cambodia while we're at it."
- "Let's secretly spend $100 billion --- via think tanks, media outlets, and subsidized rallies --- to whip up a froth of hatred directed at Eclipse."
- "Let's see..."
- "Let's sell plan 9 machines to the end user."
- "Let's send a census-taking robot back in time: The Enumerator"
- "Let's send text messages while we drive this train."
- "Let's separate mechanism and policy."
- "Let's set off on a trireme."
- "Let's set up our computers to install whatever software a corporation wants to install, automatically, without telling us."
- "Let's show JohannesSM64 the emacs-devel thread about Emacs' learning curve."
- "Let's sing about guys dieing on a boat"
- "Let's sing him some hava nagila."
- "Let's sing of arms and the man."
- "Let's sink ships with loose lips."
- "Let's sneak a keylogger into the next binary release of Emacs. LOL."
- "Let's spend an evil night together."
- "Let's spill MATÉ on our THINKPADS!!!"
- "Let's spit like a fish."
- "Let's stare unflinchingly into the howling void."
- "Let's start a Kathy without Kathy comic."
- "Let's start a revolution based on free love."
- "Let's start a sleep bank."
- "Let's start an internet 2."
- "Let's start an internet 2."
- "Let's start making a list."
- "Let's start over and make a new Emacs-style editor."
- "Let's start wearing diapers so that we can IRC for longer periods of time."
- "Let's steak out a claim."
- "Let's stop."
- "Let's suppose that we do, in fact, have some data that manages to be so universal that it works across major software packages."
- "Let's switch to Latin. XMPP can refer to \"amici\"."
- "Let's switch to Yggdrasil."
- "Let's take a dump in a walmart parking lot"
- "Let's take care of business."
- "Let's take our umbrella to Munich."
- "Let's take regular expressions and ..."
- "Let's take some locks. Any old order should do."
- "Let's talk about PERL using GNUS."
- "Let's talk about how firefox sucks."
- "Let's talk about how much we hate mozilla."
- "Let's talk about semeiotics."
- "Let's talk about something else."
- "Let's talka bout how much rms sucks."
- "Let's teach Emacs to Stone Cold Steve Austin."
- "Let's teleport to net 21."
- "Let's tempt Manos: The hands of Fate."
- "Let's throw around the phrase \"Hello Sailor\" for shock value."
- "Let's touch ~/-i"
- "Let's trade catch phrases from it."
- "Let's trade our families for chocolate."
- "Let's trudge along in silent despair"
- "Let's try to out nerd eachother."
- "Let's turn Cthulhu into a pop star"
- "Let's turn Emacs into a social gaming plataform."
- "Let's turn emacs into a web 3.0 app"
- "Let's use *BSD to an unusual degree."
- "Let's use ActiveX"
- "Let's use Clojure."
- "Let's use Java."
- "Let's use SunOS."
- "Let's use Usenet."
- "Let's use Windows/386."
- "Let's use a binomial distribution."
- "Let's use a non-relational database in order to get with the ladies."
- "Let's use an abstract representation of a sheep."
- "Let's use bitkeeper."
- "Let's use foo and bar."
- "Let's use lexical let!"
- "Let's use multi-threaded regular expressions for maximum efficiency."
- "Let's use strncpy."
- "Let's use the Linux."
- "Let's use unicode identifiers"
- "Let's vacation in Darfur."
- "Let's vacation in the Niger Delta."
- "Let's vote for OOXML."
- "Let's wait for Mac OSX11"
- "Let's want the change, do the change, be the change"
- "Let's watch Tank Girl for the umphteenth time."
- "Let's wear ill-fitting hats."
- "Let's worship Francis Bacon."
- "Let's write _another_ emacs mailer."
- "Let's write a bad check."
- "Let's write a boot loader for emacs."
- "Let's write a free software."
- "Let's write a language for formula translation."
- "Let's write an OOXML document."
- "Let's write an RBAC for accessing the RBAC."
- "Let's write an epic walkthrough for The Secret of Mana."
- "Let's write code in Java unironically."
- "Let's write compressed grep expressions."
- "Let's write our changes to disk."
- "Let's write our changes to disk."
- "Let's write our own irc clients."
- "Let's write skynet-mode"
- "Let's yeah that."
- "Let's!"
- "let's (add-hook 'pop-song-hook 'the-chorus)"
- "let's (require 'insanity)"
- "let's ,,anyone the regulars"
- "let's M-x execute-extended-command"
- "let's MAKE MONEY FAST"
- "let's XCOPY instead"
- "let's ^L"
- "let's abuse the english language"
- "let's abuse the notation"
- "let's accentuate the positive"
- "let's achieve emacs nirvana"
- "let's achieve immortality by specifying that our lisppastes should never expire"
- "let's add a sidebar"
- "let's add booty call optimization to elisp"
- "let's add more non-fastforwardable bullshit to the beginning of legit DVDs"
- "let's all be like Slater from Saved By the Bell"
- "let's all go to the lobby"
- "let's all inject DROP TABLEs into SQL websites"
- "let's all join ##linux and start a conversation about compiling the linux kernel with dildo support"
- "let's all laptop on airforce one"
- "let's all listen to the velvet underground"
- "let's all prepend our nicks with GNU"
- "let's all reduce left"
- "let's all start using vi"
- "let's amputate emacs legs so he doesn't die from gangrene"
- "let's applaud those sensitive to the needs of others"
- "let's apply emacs to small children"
- "let's apply six sigma to emacs"
- "let's approach from the east and send emacs around to flank them from the north"
- "let's ask slashdot for advice"
- "let's ask the kids what this InterNet craze is all about"
- "let's assess Vandelay Enterprises with Rearden Metals"
- "let's assuage our existential desperation with comedy"
- "let's assume P==NP"
- "let's assume statistical significance."
- "let's assume the throne."
- "let's attempt landings on europa"
- "let's attend a Webinar"
- "let's automatically update our drug dependencies"
- "let's avoid alliteration"
- "let's avoid cliches like the plague"
- "let's avoid marionettes AT ALL COSTS"
- "let's award all of our collective assets to the last survivor."
- "let's award ourselves honorary degrees in the art and science of emacsology"
- "let's bake our children into a pie."
- "let's ban Obama"
- "let's bang for a, er, never mind."
- "let's barf-if-buffer-read-only"
- "let's bark like a tree."
- "let's barque like a ship"
- "let's bash hippies."
- "let's be Angela Merkel for Halloween"
- "let's be OpenVMS evangelists"
- "let's be an hero"
- "let's be careful with those silver thumbs"
- "let's be committed to the highest standards of business ethics and corporate conduct"
- "let's be dazed and confused for so long it's not true"
- "let's be down with grandmaster flash and the furious five"
- "let's be embarrassingly parallel"
- "let's be from pakistan"
- "let's be kemel hackers"
- "let's be like chocoholics, but with alcohol"
- "let's be like that bit in Microserfs where they talk about roadway"
- "let's be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant"
- "let's be sensitive and just describe the reckoning as having \"passed on\""
- "let's be slaves to fashion"
- "let's be the canary in the data mine"
- "let's be unsporting on #emacs"
- "let's beat swords into way better swords"
- "let's begin the beguine"
- "let's bind all self-insert keys to 'dunnet"
- "let's bind free variables eternally and immutably"
- "let's blame alpha particles"
- "let's blame fsbot"
- "let's blame it on scheme."
- "let's blame p4 for blatant rumormongering"
- "let's blame the license"
- "let's blast to the past."
- "let's blog about clojure taking defun out of lisp"
- "let's blow our mind."
- "let's boil the ocean"
- "let's bow before zod."
- "let's braise emacs in a nice white wine sauce"
- "let's breed a cyberus"
- "let's brine and roast a whole prime factor"
- "let's bring back the Turbo button"
- "let's bring back the Turbo button...on laptops"
- "let's bring it all back to nietzsche"
- "let's broadcast our thoughts on electromagnetic waves."
- "let's buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo"
- "let's build 9 version control systems for mortal men doomed to die, and one SCM to in the darkness bind them."
- "let's build a MechanismFactory"
- "let's build a house in the sky."
- "let's build a language based on the universal aesthetics."
- "let's build a memorial to 9/11 in Mecca"
- "let's build a server, then lure it into a wine cellar to sample the amontillado."
- "let's build an elaborate interface that relies on dynamic scope."
- "let's build eel traps"
- "let's bulldoze houses in palastine"
- "let's burst the bubble on bubble sort"
- "let's buy a small aeroplane with an engine based on Project Orion."
- "let's buy an ipad on credit."
- "let's buy documentation on tape."
- "let's buy houses and flip 'em for mad profits."
- "let's buy rms a gift for his 60th birthday."
- "let's call in a missile strike"
- "let's call multicellular organisms what they really are: soc'lists."
- "let's call the exterminators to deal with all the crickets around here."
- "let's call with current continuation"
- "let's cancel our unsubscription"
- "let's carry out mass carry out"
- "let's cd /cygdrive/c/"
- "let's celebrate ironically."
- "let's celebrate."
- "let's change our nicks"
- "let's check the stock price and lose all motivation for the day"
- "let's choose sides"
- "let's circumcise drm measures"
- "let's clone ourselves to carry out menial tasks."
- "let's close down Sourceforge and move all the *free* projects to GNU Savannah and burn the rest."
- "let's code in ascii art"
- "let's code or die."
- "let's collapse our eigenlung"
- "let's color-theme the universe"
- "let's comment our code with psuedo-code"
- "let's commit changes that break the build and immediately go on vacation"
- "let's compensate emacs reactive power!"
- "let's compile a brand new operating syste."
- "let's compile a minimal working example."
- "let's compile elisp to bitcode to save space"
- "let's compile like a biographer"
- "let's compile our C programs in g++"
- "let's conciously split infinitives"
- "let's confess our sins to an angry god."
- "let's connect the two batteries in parallel"
- "let's construct an interociter"
- "let's contact all our ex's looking for Clojure"
- "let's contact the dead"
- "let's contemplate Sarah Palin in 2012."
- "let's continue using 30-year-old operating systems, 30 years from now"
- "let's contract insanity"
- "let's cook our elisp *extra* shpicey"
- "let's cook the books"
- "let's count how many parens our .emacs has"
- "let's count our chickens before they hatch"
- "let's count references"
- "let's crash Def Con"
- "let's create a key that opens no lock."
- "let's create an exploitation flick featuring several previously well-regarded programs."
- "let's create shareholder value."
- "let's create the Stone Punk sub-genre"
- "let's create the eXtensible Sexp Language Transformation"
- "let's cry 'havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war"
- "let's curse out the customers, grab some booze, and slide to freedom"
- "let's dangle our references above the water."
- "let's date a career diplomat."
- "let's debate the topic"
- "let's debug our elisp with HSPICE"
- "let's declare comic sans the official font of #emacs"
- "let's declare emacs a failure and celebrate it"
- "let's declare our love for that bomb on valentine's day."
- "let's declare war on nature."
- "let's decoupage our desks"
- "let's deduce why."
- "let's defeat seven evil exes."
- "let's deny global warming the satisfaction of making us uncomfortable"
- "let's deprecate deprecation"
- "let's design a language that is nothing but variables"
- "let's design a movie by the numbers."
- "let's design stuff using the principles of dymaxion"
- "let's destroy the universe by side effect."
- "let's disassemble our ACPI tables"
- "let's discover a truly marvelous proof which this channel is too narrow to contain"
- "let's discover a truly remarkable proof which this channel is too small to contain"
- "let's discuss emacs' learning curve"
- "let's disinfect the premises"
- "let's do a depth-first search of the family tree"
- "let's do a global map-reduce in elisp."
- "let's do a little ahead of ahead of time compilation"
- "let's do a three way merge blindfolded."
- "let's do as we say, not as we do"
- "let's do it in software."
- "let's do that."
- "let's do the knuth shuffle"
- "let's do the math"
- "let's do x-treme merging - like eating Doritos while air-boarding off a prop-plane"
- "let's downsize our elisp in these tough economic times."
- "let's dream of a day in which everybody just uses xemacs."
- "let's drop our pants and burst into song"
- "let's duel boot"
- "let's duel with the Sword of Damocles and Occam's Razor"
- "let's eat recalled eggs"
- "let's enable gnu screen's flow control by default"
- "let's enable womankind's flow control by default"
- "let's end the workday and go ride soapbox carts"
- "let's end users"
- "let's enhance shareholder seating arrangements"
- "let's envision a pork future"
- "let's eschew obfuscation"
- "let's exhume the corpse of western thought."
- "let's expect them in a glob"
- "let's extend the irc protocol so we can cross-post to #vim"
- "let's facebook"
- "let's fake our data."
- "let's fall off the wagon...again"
- "let's fallout of love in the nuclear winter"
- "let's fashion a new emacs from driftwood"
- "let's fatalistically go exploring with a stuffed tiger."
- "let's fear the textual revolution."
- "let's feel the need, the need for speed."
- "let's ffap"
- "let's file a feature request for the next major release to have a larger version number"
- "let's film the battle of the #emacs stars"
- "let's find a crack for emacs so we can keep using it after the demo expires"
- "let's find slash dot dash name star bang emacs star dash print"
- "let's find the Iraks in a map"
- "let's find the eigenvalues of the suckage transformation"
- "let's finish customizing emacs"
- "let's fix the intelligence around policy"
- "let's flame non-blockingly"
- "let's foil the plans of lesser men."
- "let's force Italians to spell it \"chow\""
- "let's force feed emacs to harvest its delicious fatty liver"
- "let's forcibly integrate the schools."
- "let's forget about signal bars in our iphones and display dBms"
- "let's forget red, yellow, green lights, use P and V instead."
- "let's form a political movement to build a bridge to the 19th century."
- "let's fulfill our stereotyped destiny"
- "let's further dilute some homeopathic remedies and have an overdose"
- "let's gather around the netbook"
- "let's gaze wistfully into the disposal"
- "let's gcc generate faster code"
- "let's gesture our intentions"
- "let's get a cup of coffee and renew office acquaintances while gnus gets my IMAP email .."
- "let's get a sugar high"
- "let's get ahead of ourselves"
- "let's get dangerous"
- "let's get deldo added to Emacs 24"
- "let's get emacs hoisted on Irish Car Bombs"
- "let's get emacs into rehab?"
- "let's get esr to write a text adventure interface to customizing .emacs"
- "let's get half a day off on boxing day."
- "let's get jerry lewis on the case"
- "let's get married using our text editor."
- "let's get our parachute pants out of storage"
- "let's get our tech news from that wise-ass quiche in our fever dreams"
- "let's get paid to watch youtube all day."
- "let's get pixelated"
- "let's get ready for our close-up"
- "let's get sequoia on the horn, pronto!"
- "let's get shanghaied"
- "let's get small"
- "let's get some authentic pizza"
- "let's get started in powershell."
- "let's get to work."
- "let's get together after work to work some more"
- "let's give 'em enough rope"
- "let's give emacs a parachute jump for his birthday"
- "let's go ask alice"
- "let's go beyond the fringe"
- "let's go do some crimes"
- "let's go door to door and spread the good news about emacs"
- "let's go get sushi and not pay"
- "let's go in with a wimper"
- "let's go off the emacs learning curve"
- "let's go on a crime spree and steal old computers."
- "let's go on high alert"
- "let's go out to the kitchen and have ourselves a snack"
- "let's go race tricycles"
- "let's go release some tribbles in #vim"
- "let's go ride bicycles in the countryside"
- "let's go see ben hassan about a snake"
- "let's go see the wizard of omaha."
- "let's go shopping."
- "let's go the whole nine yards and really hit this one out of the park, folks"
- "let's go through the network on a localhorse with no name"
- "let's go to mars and fight demons."
- "let's go to the desert for Burning Emacs"
- "let's go visit our files in the country"
- "let's google ayn rand paul"
- "let's google rand paul"
- "let's grandstand and showboat"
- "let's grep expressed written compressions"
- "let's hack the gibson"
- "let's hang a '___ days since a funny xkcd' sign in the break room"
- "let's harass people for _not_ wearing funny caps"
- "let's have a \"juglar\" tell the tales of #emacs"
- "let's have a exhibition of tech geekers incompetence"
- "let's have a fringe festival"
- "let's have a mandatory inheritance tax for recursion."
- "let's have a meeting of the joint subcommittee"
- "let's have a nice stay in fawlty towers."
- "let's have a word with our supervisor"
- "let's have an ad hoctoberfest"
- "let's have an arms race"
- "let's have an order of emacs with all the prefixins'"
- "let's have enormous knees"
- "let's have lunch together, all of us"
- "let's have multiple paths."
- "let's have our modes fight to the death"
- "let's have pharrell remix emacs"
- "let's have tea with mussolini"
- "let's heap ridicule on esr like he deserves it"
- "let's hesitate"
- "let's hire Christopher Nolan to direct an ad for an elisp mode."
- "let's hire a man to deal with that."
- "let's hire the a-team"
- "let's hire undocumented immigrants to unroll our loops"
- "let's hold a bake sale for our crumbling infrastructure"
- "let's hold our code to an unreasonable standard."
- "let's hold our oppressors to the wall"
- "let's hope that doesn't happen"
- "let's hustle and flow."
- "let's identify ourselves with the real numbers."
- "let's imagine plato's dialogues rewritten for the internet."
- "let's imitate jordanb"
- "let's implement XQuery in Elisp"
- "let's implement abs() in O(n lg n) time."
- "let's implement an incognito minor mode for naughty info pages"
- "let's implement flashplayer-mode"
- "let's implement our bubble sort in assembly for optimal performance"
- "let's incite a laff-riot"
- "let's insert a secret code on the world wide web which gives hackers backdoor access."
- "let's intimidate our enemies."
- "let's introduce dildos to fleshlights"
- "let's invent # as a language"
- "let's invent a quaternary operator"
- "let's invent an operadic operator"
- "let's invent better backronyms for \"emacs\""
- "let's invent more closet space"
- "let's invest our money in venusian bonds."
- "let's jailbreak emacs so we can extend it with arbitrary code"
- "let's jeopardize our immortality"
- "let's juggle slavia"
- "let's just CDMA the whole spectrum!"
- "let's just build a KnittingFactory"
- "let's just get rid of perl-mode."
- "let's just nuke it from orbit."
- "let's just use 8-column tabs and not worry about the 80th column."
- "let's just use bogo-sort"
- "let's just use iswitchb, which is fast."
- "let's justify our existence"
- "let's keep .git/ in cvs"
- "let's kill a process in reno just to watch it die"
- "let's killfile Buddha"
- "let's laugh in the face of danger."
- "let's launch the sun into our nuclear waste instead."
- "let's lay in hundreds of pounds of emacs for the winter"
- "let's let borked dependency trees leave us feeling empty inside"
- "let's let emacs out to play in the yard"
- "let's let's let's buffalo buffalo"
- "let's lexically scope some digital insects."
- "let's like our emacs like we like our women"
- "let's listen to edie brickell"
- "let's listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven"
- "let's live forever or die trying"
- "let's live in a post-scarcity society."
- "let's live the life aquatic."
- "let's lol in face of strangers"
- "let's lol it all the way to the bank"
- "let's lol out loud"
- "let's longjmp to the moon."
- "let's look for half-price sales on leather vests and jackboots"
- "let's look forward to a future of guile & bzr"
- "let's lower the bar in this limbo tournament"
- "let's lynch the landlord"
- "let's make a *new* kind of science"
- "let's make a closed source program called Sesame, then open source it"
- "let's make a documentary on emacs' tragic descent into sex and drugs"
- "let's make a function that lies about itself."
- "let's make a godawful racket"
- "let's make a joyful noise"
- "let's make a list of everything that fits the description \"it's proprietary, and I cannot install it via 'apt-get'\""
- "let's make a new desktop application in html5"
- "let's make a phone mode for emacs"
- "let's make a quick getaway"
- "let's make a smartphone with a full-size keyboard"
- "let's make a sparse world map"
- "let's make a system which generates 1000 dynamic jpegs per second"
- "let's make achieving synergies through buzzword-compliance a stretch goal"
- "let's make an advert-free mirror of encyclopaedia dramatica"
- "let's make clean vim"
- "let's make finishing dunnet one of our stretch goals for the next quarter"
- "let's make it happen people."
- "let's make lambdas with bells and whistles"
- "let's make lick-a-maid and lick a maid"
- "let's make like a Biff"
- "let's make like tourists and get lost"
- "let's make my bub-bubs bounce"
- "let's make our functions learn by rote memoization"
- "let's make software with the meta emacs nature"
- "let's make some money and buy island"
- "let's make the UK version of pudding pops"
- "let's make the next version of emacs out of sustainable hemp"
- "let's make the weaker argument the stronger"
- "let's make them fight to the death!"
- "let's make water powder"
- "let's manufacture Stallman bobbleheads"
- "let's manufacture consenting adults"
- "let's march forward, arm in arm, to the brave gnu world"
- "let's market a war in August."
- "let's marvel at the highs and lows of #emacs"
- "let's mention emacs in the proper circles"
- "let's mode 13h"
- "let's monetize emacs users"
- "let's monetize our deepest fears"
- "let's mourn the day the music died."
- "let's move to replace jlf`'s rules of order with Dredd's rule of law"
- "let's move to snžfellsnes peninsula, iceland http://1x.com/?viewpic=35014"
- "let's nark out ashawley to the SPA and collect the reward money"
- "let's needlessly complicate text representation discussions by overloading variable-width and variable-length"
- "let's nominate emacs for president of the united states of america"
- "let's not anger john matrix"
- "let's not be original"
- "let's not look into that void"
- "let's not pay the mortgage like we own the place"
- "let's not point -- it's impolite."
- "let's not split hairs"
- "let's not stop here, it's bat country"
- "let's not take ##bullfighting's purpose in life away from them."
- "let's not talk about me"
- "let's not"
- "let's not."
- "let's nuke it from orbit and invent a sane second system."
- "let's observe robert's rules of order in this channel from now on"
- "let's ogle the body politic"
- "let's only eat free-range Doritos"
- "let's only use gvim for a night."
- "let's only write code that contains forbidden rituals."
- "let's oprt our code eto rakudo"
- "let's order Real Dolls in the likeness of henry kissinger"
- "let's order four fried chickens and a coke"
- "let's override our inhibitions."
- "let's pack a punch bowl, just in case"
- "let's partner with microsoft"
- "let's party time"
- "let's patent a monologue box that is impossible to dismiss"
- "let's pear program"
- "let's perform a silent rendition of \"Reign In Blood\""
- "let's persist across bodies"
- "let's phial it under \"anachronism\""
- "let's pick a webcomic to hate."
- "let's pimp the breakroom"
- "let's pit scala against clojure"
- "let's plan for spam"
- "let's plan tomorrow's catastrophe today."
- "let's play .au files"
- "let's play global thermonuclear war"
- "let's play havoc with our sock selection"
- "let's play it by ear"
- "let's play it through one more time. And a one and a two and a --"
- "let's play nice"
- "let's play semantic games"
- "let's play some skynard!"
- "let's plead insanity, but say \"unsanitary